Ensidia

Personal Information

First Name:

Old

Last Name:

Pollution

Birthday:

January 1 1920 (90 years old)

Gender:

Male

Location:

IN FULL EFFECT

Country:

UK

Job:

Opinionated Old Coot

About:

OldPollution is without a shadow of a doubt the most awesome thing ever.
Gasp as he flings himself about without a thought for his personal safety!
Scream as he jumps around the place like some kind of mentalist!
Laugh at his amazingly clever jokes about everything and his amusing facial gestures!
And finally maybe cry when you realise you are not him.

Interests:

OldPollution enjoys being awesome and in his spare time is very kind to animals, apart from whelks, which he despises above all living things.

REF: http://www.mar.dfo-mpo.gc.ca/fisheries/res/imp/IMAGES/whelk.jpg